12th Dec

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense - Tom Clancy

2nd Dec - III

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

2nd Dec - II

ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

2nd Dec'09

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

27th Nov - III

Always try to be modest - and be damn proud of it!

27th Nov - II

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

27th Nov

Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.

21 Nov -- II

All generalizations are false, including this one.

26th Nov

Before giving someone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.

28th oct

A fool and his money are my best friends, but they do not stay together for long!

21st Oct

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney

30th Sept

I wish there was a button on the laptop to turn up the intelligence.. there's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.

29th Sept

If you wait until all lights are 'green' before you leave home, you'll never get started on your trip to the top - Zig Ziglar (via G motivation)

24th sept -II

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress ~ Alfred A. Montapert

24th sept

You can never get enough of what you don't really need.

 - Eric Hoffer

23rd sept

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

18th sept

A little boy prayed for a bike. Then he realized God doesn't work that way so he stole a bike and asked
for forgiveness.

18th sept

Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

16th sept

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats -Howard Aiken

15th sept

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day - copied!!

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Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?
- Tennyson

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The search for truth is more precious than its possession - Einstien

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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig. - Mark Twain

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When the rain fall, it fall equally on poor and rich man.
But the rich man can use an umbrella!

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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
-- Cobain

4th Sept'09

If you win, you need not have to explain... If you lose, you should not be there to explain - Fuhrer

1st Sept

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

31st aug - 2

The young know the rules. The old know the exceptions.

31st aug

Take my advice - I don't use it anyway.

29th Aug

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.

27th Aug - 2

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

27th Aug

Alcohol:
A liquid good for preserving everything except secrets

26th Aug - 1

One should be more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep.

24th aug

Be careful about reading health books - you may die of a misprint.

22 aug

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

21st aug

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
I guess I'm over-blessed!

20th Aug

Once divided, nothing left to subtract.
Some words when spoken, cant be taken back.

19th aug - 2

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality - Einstein

19th aug

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.
Elbert Hubbard

18th aug

Life's problems wouldn't be called hurdles if there wasn't a way to overcome them.

16th Aug

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

15th aug

If you don't find God in the next person you meet, it is a waste of time looking for him further.

13th aug-1

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

12th aug

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.