31st aug - 2

The young know the rules. The old know the exceptions.

31st aug

Take my advice - I don't use it anyway.

29th Aug

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.

27th Aug - 2

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

27th Aug

Alcohol:
A liquid good for preserving everything except secrets

26th Aug - 1

One should be more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep.

24th aug

Be careful about reading health books - you may die of a misprint.

22 aug

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

21st aug

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
I guess I'm over-blessed!

20th Aug

Once divided, nothing left to subtract.
Some words when spoken, cant be taken back.

19th aug - 2

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality - Einstein

19th aug

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.
Elbert Hubbard

18th aug

Life's problems wouldn't be called hurdles if there wasn't a way to overcome them.

16th Aug

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

15th aug

If you don't find God in the next person you meet, it is a waste of time looking for him further.

13th aug-1

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

12th aug

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.