Saturday, December 12, 2009

12th Dec

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense - Tom Clancy

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

2nd Dec - III

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

2nd Dec - II

ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

2nd Dec'09

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Friday, November 27, 2009

27th Nov - III

Always try to be modest - and be damn proud of it!

27th Nov - II

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

27th Nov

Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.

21 Nov -- II

All generalizations are false, including this one.

26th Nov

Before giving someone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

28th oct

A fool and his money are my best friends, but they do not stay together for long!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

21st Oct

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

30th Sept

I wish there was a button on the laptop to turn up the intelligence.. there's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

29th Sept

If you wait until all lights are 'green' before you leave home, you'll never get started on your trip to the top - Zig Ziglar (via G motivation)

Thursday, September 24, 2009

24th sept -II

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress ~ Alfred A. Montapert

24th sept

You can never get enough of what you don't really need.
 - Eric Hoffer

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

23rd sept

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

Friday, September 18, 2009

18th sept

A little boy prayed for a bike. Then he realized God doesn't work that way so he stole a bike and asked
for forgiveness.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

18th sept

Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

16th sept

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats -Howard Aiken