31st aug - 2

The young know the rules. The old know the exceptions.

31st aug

Take my advice - I don't use it anyway.

29th Aug

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.

27th Aug - 2

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

27th Aug

Alcohol:
A liquid good for preserving everything except secrets

26th Aug - 1

One should be more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep.

24th aug

Be careful about reading health books - you may die of a misprint.